Episodes

Aug. 25, 2022

Episode 65: John the Baptist loses his head

Hey friends this week we talk about everyones favorite locust eater, John the Baptist. Well really we talk about Herod and his wild party where the ol' Baptist lost his head because apparently that is a think that happens at…
Aug. 18, 2022

Episode 64: Journey to Hell is Real

Continuing our coverage of great parties in the Bible we couldn't leave out the party with all the best people; hell itself. For some reason (ok we know) evangelicals are obsessed with hell and its a bit problematic. So as u…
Aug. 11, 2022

Episode 63: Heaven is kinda kinky

In continuing our series on parties in the Bible we decided to take on the ultimate party, Heaven. Initially we were skeptical that heaven could be a great place to spend eternity but with the right company it might not be s…
Aug. 4, 2022

Episode 62: We Stan Queen Vashti but not Olive Garden

This week we talk a bit about how we treat each other on the internet and maybe not to dogpile on people. Cause you gotta call in before you call out. Also we decided to look into some parties in the Bible and boy howdy did …
July 28, 2022

Episode 61: Move over Martha, Mary Magdalene is here.

Folks we went to church today and learned a bit about how Martha (in the book of John at least) doesn't exist. Is it an innocent mistake of a conspiracy? Grab your favorite beverage and find out! Also we talk about how to ma…
July 21, 2022

Episode 60: Private School; No Rules

This week Tori and Justin share their experiences with Christian Private Schools and Homeschooling...its a total mess. We get into some of the wild things we were taught, how private schools can get away with just about anyt…
July 14, 2022

Episode 59: Babylonian Party Time with Daniel

Babylonian Party Time with Daniel
July 7, 2022

Episode 58: The Southern Baptist Convention is wild y'all

A Go Home Bible: You're Drunk Deep Dive
June 30, 2022

Episode 57: Lesbian Kisses and Fiery Furnaces

Hey friends this week we try to go a little lighter and talk about the totally normal lesbian kiss in a kids movie as well as how strange the story of Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego is. It's wild out there friends. Stay safe…
June 23, 2022

Episode 56: Baptists are gonna Baptist and Lepers are gonna Leper.

This week we spill the tea on the Souther Baptist Convention and get a little perturbed at the ways lepers were treated in the ancient near east. Also we talk about STIs, medical stigmas, and how mean our brains are to us. I…
June 16, 2022

Episode 55: I am as evil as I want to be

This week we have a bit of a different episode where Tori and Justin talk about evil. We trace what we were taught as kids about why bad things happen and then try to figure out where we land today. It is a bit of an experim…
June 9, 2022

Episode 54: The SBC and Televangelists aren't alright.

Grab your favorite beverage because we dive into the patriarchy that drives much of the SBC and its...not a good look. Also if you grew up with Christian television on blast 24/7 or are worried your parents have bankrupted t…
June 2, 2022

Episode 53: Jesus says, respectfully, f*ck your guns and your religion.

Jesus has some surprisingly choice words for religions leaders and in these heavy times we actually found reading them to be quite cathartic. Also we are 100% sure he would, like most decent humans, have more than a few choi…
May 26, 2022

Episode 52: Weird Angels and Trolling Christianity Today

This week is heavy so we decided to troll Christian news sites and talk about Ezekiel's totally not mushroom fueled romp through the heavens. Hopefully it will be a fun break from the madness and perhaps even give you a litt…
May 19, 2022

Episode 51: We Stan Comrade Jesus

This week we dive into the delightful world of communist Jesus. Also, what is up with straight white dudes? We would like to know. Grab your favorite beverage because we are liberating the proletariat and taking names. Also …
May 11, 2022

Episode 50: Go Home Christians You're Drunk Part Deux Electric Boogaloo

In a completely predictable turn of events evangelicals are almost on the brink of overturning Roe v Wade and we have some feelings about it. Also apparently they aren't very consistent in their sexual ethics, who knew!?! Gr…
May 5, 2022

Episode 49: Go Home Christians You're Drunk

This week we dive into the evangelical mind and see what is in there. It's a mixed bag. We recorded this before the Roe v Wade leak so it is a bit dated but their overall lack of internal consistency and general disregard fo…
April 28, 2022

Episode 48: Gun Nuts, Pigs, and Demons

Sometimes belief can do some strange things to you and we talk about how that plays out in the lives of Christian "patriots" defending their private property. Also we discuss just how Jesus has no problem destroying personal…
April 21, 2022

Episode 47: Gender Reveals and Anti-Capitalist Jesus

This week we have words to say about gender reveals and the dudes that lose their cool because they are having a daughter. Also, buckle up comrade, because apparently Jesus had no problem confronting rich people to their fac…
April 14, 2022

Episode 46: Reincarnation and a Half Dozen Resurrections

This week for kicks during resurrection week we decided to talk a bit about reincarnation, because why not? We also talk about some of the other resurrections in the Bible because they are kinda wild. So grab your favorite b…
April 7, 2022

Episode 45: Heaven, Fetuses, and a Sad Fig Tree

This week we talk a bit about what it might be like to live forever and we aren't sure we like it. Also what are all the aborted fetuses doing in heaven? We also discuss Jesus getting mad at a fig tree and killing it with hi…
March 31, 2022

Episode 44: Tori doesn't like Easter

Some holidays are great and others are...not so much. For us Easter is one of the latter and we have some feeling about it. So grab your favorite drink as we roast Easter and make the case that you don't need a crucified cor…
March 24, 2022

Episode 43: The Truth is in the Bible Code

Grab your favorite tin foil hat cause we are diving deep into conspiracy theory land with the Bible Code. For those that don't know the Bible Code is a "secret" code found in the Bible that can tell the future and might be t…
March 17, 2022

Episode 42: Saint Patrick's Delight

Sláinte everyone! It's the day of Patrick and we have some thoughts about the Emerald Isle's favored son who actually wasn't from there. Also we take a break from covering evangelicalism to talk a little bit about how import…